(UPDATED) No Joke: Israel to Dig Up Obama’s Gift Tree

(UPDATED) No Joke: Israel to Dig Up Obama's Gift Tree 1

Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring her forward! Oh, ow! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. It’s only a model. Now, look …

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Good Feng Shui Bedroom Colors and Tips

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Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! The Deep South Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why would a robot need to drink? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Maybe I love …

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Outstrip off to Newmarket but Charlie Appleby won’t risk

Outstrip off to Newmarket but Charlie Appleby won't risk 3

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m partial to air conditioning. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Makes me a … scientist. Finding Freebo I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor …

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What does it mean when I have a dream about the girl I use to date

What does it mean when I have a dream about the girl I use to date 4

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It’s a fez. I …

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General advice about caring for your new puppy or dog

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There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Marry me. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Amigos No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened …

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